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Born in the decade of the hip-hop, Cavin has shunned the way of free love and peace, preferring instead to sneak on models with his Mark III, yelling ‘POWER’ at the top of his lungs. Cavin has been accused of some amazing things in his time, including crashing a car, destroying the environment and breaking a few hearts. In his defence, the car is still there, we can all still breathe and the girls would still be here if they weren’t such high maintenance. He writes for cavinwong.com when he is not sneaking around, shouting ‘POWER’.

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SOMETHING ABOUT THE PIVOTAL MOMENTS IN THE LIFE OF THE AUTHOR.

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1980 : Cavin Scrappy Doo Wong was born. Completely naked for first time.

1981 : Says first word; “…BEER”. Second word is “…WOMEN”.

1982 : Hates milk and cheese. Decides to have lactose intolerant.

1983 : Discovers the importance of wearing underwear.

1984 : Becomes first and the only kid in the world to understand how BEER and WOMEN blends.

1985 : Discovers hair gel. But only as a food. Suspiciously tasty.

1986 : Stops growing.

1987 : Takes up art lessons. Only draws BEER and WOMEN.

1988 : Impresses other children by oversteering bicycle whilst shouting ‘POWER’.

1989 : Stops art lessons. Hands now tired. Decides should flirt with girls instead.

1990 : Discovers the horror of ghost movies.

1991 : Has first fight. Adopts “Make Love, Don’t Fight’ as personal principle.

1992 : Flirts with girls. Makes mental note to do so more often in future.

1993 : Discovers ability to converse with dogs.

1994 : Remains wary of milk and cheese.

1995 : Becomes a school librarian.

1996 : Suspected of school’s toilet bowl explosion scandal. No evidence found.

1997 : Mobile phone gets popular. Still insist on communicating by carrier pigeons.

1998 : Passes driving test, despite stopping on red. Discovers creature that jumps; Kangaroo. Decides to stay in Australia for a very very long time.

1999 : Smokes cigarette. Makes mental note to smoke another one in future.

2000 : Understands how clubbing works.

2001 : Discovers eBay. Spends few thousands on different gadgets. Discovers why should not use eBay when drunk.

2002 : Quits beer. Takes up Coke.

2003 : Annoys other drivers by oversteering car whilst shouting ‘POWER’. Gets fined by the Victorian police.

2004 : Back to Malaysia. Gets first job. Discovers Coke contain caffeine. Goes back to beer.

2005 : Discovers blog. New addiction next to BEER and WOMEN.

2006 : Bit bored. Decides to quit job. Gets a new job at Japanese firm thanks to charm, wit and clerical error.

2007 : Takes up photography as hobby. Gets promotion. Makes mental note to request for increment and company car in the near future.

2008 : Decides to have a baby.