Something about the pivotal moments in the life of the author.

1980 : Cavin Scrappy Doo Wong was born.

1981 : Learns his first word; “Beer”.

1985 : Discovers hair gel. But only as a food. Suspiciously tasty.

1988 : Impresses other children by oversteering bicycle whilst shouting ‘POWER’.

1990 : Discovers the horror of cats.

1992 : Flirts with girls. They went missing ever since.

1994 : Befriended the new girl next door. Moved out a week later. Decides to stop talking to girls.

1996 : Suspected of school’s toilet bowl explosion scandal. No evidence found.

1997 : Mobile phone gets popular. Still insist on communicating by carrier pigeons.

1998 : Passes driving test, despite stopping on red. Discovers creature that jumps; Kangaroo. Decides to stay for a very very long time.

1999 : Smokes cigarette. Makes mental note to smoke another one in future.

2000 : Remains wary of the girls. Understands how clubbing works.

2002 : Quits beer. Takes up Coke.

2003 : Annoys other drivers by oversteering car whilst shouting ‘POWER’. Gets fined by the Victorian police.

2004 : Back to BolehLand. Gets first job.

2005 : Discovers blog. New addiction next to coffee.

2006 : Decides to quit job. Gets a new job at Japanese firm thanks to charm, wit and clerical error.



COMMENTS / 2 COMMENTS

This is the most clever blog I’ve read today. I might have to make a fun timeline of my own.. Do you really shout “Power” whilst driving? I do silly things like that too.

Adele added these pithy words on Mar 12 07 at 6:39 am

hi adele, thanks for dropping by.

shouting is not a frequent thing but no harm once in a while.

i look forward to reading your timeline.

cheers

Cavin added these pithy words on Mar 12 07 at 10:46 am

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