I previously attempted to pursuade the director of Superman Returns, to use me instead of Brandon Routh for the next sequel, but to no avail.

Perhaps I don’t look good with the red undies outside…

Mr. Bryan Singer
Director of ‘Superman Returns’
Jon Peters Production

20 July 2006

Dear Sir,

Re: Who Should Have Played The Superman Role

I am writing to you to express my disappointment at your decision to use Brandon Routh as the main actor in your recently launched movie, Superman Returns.

I have nothing against Mr. Routh personally as I have not been aware of his existence until recently.

My disappointment has more to do with his appearance and his impact in the overall movie. In my personal opinion, the appearance of Superman should not be the core of your film. Yet you have decided to use a handsome hunk, which created mass chaos among the ladies in the cinemas.

Instead you should use a less perfect person for the role.

For your information, I have found the less perfect person to play the role of Superman in your upcoming Superman Returns Part 2. And that person is ME.

I hereby enclosed a photo of me in the Superman suit for your kind consideration.

Please consider me. I will do it for FREE.

Thank you.

Yours sincerely,

Cavin Wong

Or maybe I’m just better of with Gollum in LOTR.

Now where’s my next endorsement?

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