“How was the Tokyo and Osaka trip?” I threw this question at one of my colleagues.

“It was hectic like hell. For the past week, I’ve been torturing my eyes looking at those air-stewardesses to-be.” he answered sarcastically.

*Idiot*

“Anyway, did you bought anything from the locals?” I continued…

And he pondered for a while and said, “Well, I bought the latest edition of XXX magazine (it’s porno one). It’s probably THE only thing worth buying and affordable in Japan. The dollie doll is expensive though…and the vibrators too. Yea, I bought you guys some ‘Rock Biscuits’.”

I’m not saying you lead a deprived life but why in the world would you want to buy a dollie doll….and a vibrator.

Oh I see.

Miss Dollie Doll is for your screwed up dog to hump, and the vibrator to ease your constipation ?

*I assume*

And what is a ‘Rock Biscuit‘? ‘Biskuit Batu‘ in Malay. Hahaha. Is it eatable? Is it a popular snack during the Stone Age? The Japanese sure know how to come up with weird things, and names too.

Relieved to see some of them back.

MD-san is still in Japan however, probably drinking like mad as I speak.

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